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News Demotivational Poster


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm, #236783

ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!

TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am, #255054
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm, #255036
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after a**embling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am, #239947
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm, #239434
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm, #239431
Gud 'un, MP!!


TAGS: facebook newsfeed
Rating: 4.76/5

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armymike30 - March 10, 2014, 11:26 am, #253518
you forgot political garbage...
Wesker133 - August 12, 2011, 12:33 pm, #222945
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:48 am, #222847
We all seem to have the same "friend5"
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:25 am, #222841
me gu5ta xD
M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 6:38 am, #222830
Surprisingly that happens a lot :O lol
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 6:35 am, #222829
*Type5 witty comeback, decide they're not worth it. Deletes it*

NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth

TAGS: all the news that s fit
Rating: 4.47/5

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otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:58 am, #184741
someone needs to educate those people! after all, if theyre going to get kidnapped anyway, shouldnt they at least know what theyre using to keep them hostage?
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:09 pm, #160122
5 Valiant Bangs :)
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 6:06 pm, #160119
That's about right.

Never saw it Coming -

TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.78/5

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calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm, #252303
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm, #252302
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm, #252154
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am, #252142
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm, #252097
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am, #252083
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am, #252082
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps

DO YOU REALLY NEED... - To read the story?

TAGS: news headline pub snickers
Rating: 4.58/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:47 pm, #240437

ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde

TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.03/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm, #177921
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm, #177915
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm, #177914
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


TAGS: news media latest digital news
Rating: 4.96/5

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gas - August 19, 2011, 1:44 pm, #223188
always look on the bright 5ide!

SAME SONG - different day

TAGS: trapped groundhog day syndrome news
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:49 pm, #245390
Great visual that really brings out the point. 5L + faved.
sniperslayer95 - July 14, 2011, 6:35 pm, #221385
well that may be the most true thing ive everseen

My Lord... -

NINJA FACEPALM - Do you think they saw me ?

EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.

TAGS: education reading newspaper sunny
Rating: 4.6/5

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RandomPixilator - December 21, 2010, 12:27 am, #207771
Hence we have Facebook, or tabloids
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 7:33 pm, #207728
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:38 pm, #207716
great! 5L + fav!

BREAKING NEWS - Gang of Virgins terrorize City Centre.

back door -

TAGS: tv news
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:45 pm, #250677
My wife and I laughed 5o hard, we nearly peed ourselves. X-D 5L + faved.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 1:04 pm, #248295
Sho must be the illegitimate spawn of Stephen King. 5L
CloudchaserS - August 2, 2013, 11:09 am, #248271
5L for clever writing!
Zetmonk - August 2, 2013, 10:57 am, #248270
Oi, clever angle!
GaryO - August 2, 2013, 8:25 am, #248264
Now THIS....is good....really, really good.


TAGS: newspaper dress date wrong read
Rating: 4.84/5

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almarpa - August 21, 2010, 4:42 pm, #190302
Thank you folks. I am trying to improve although is dificult
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:05 pm, #190121
Good one almarpa. 5L (no I'm just reading the b00bs... I mean news.)
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:33 am, #190052
Beautiful! Now this is a d*** good and funny fake! 5L alpaca

ALCOHOLISM - Because even in this economy, someone will buy you a drink.


OBVIOUSNESS - Some people just can't resist it.

hajj stampede -

ADDITION - 70 + 63 + 60 = 193% I guess the poll is out of 200%, rather than the usual 100%, eh Fox News?

TAGS: fox news faux noise bad math
Rating: 3.31/5

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Anonymous2 - December 24, 2009, 11:33 pm, #147972
Gee, because some people wouldn't mind a Palin/Romney or Romney/Palin ticket. Geez, it's not like there's only position there...

SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 -

TAGS: dedicated to loyal fox news viewers everywhere
Rating: 2.83/5

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Carbohydrate - November 6, 2009, 10:49 am, #134562
Is it bad for me? LOL
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 8:11 am, #110412
Wow, The Joke, you utterly missed it. *Opens the timmy gate* That's it, 15 minutes in the Timmy room and write "I will read the WHOLE poster before I comment" 100 times.
Voland - August 21, 2009, 7:47 am, #110410
Your a characteristic, american redneck! Attend the facts and think first!
Reality Lord - August 21, 2009, 6:26 am, #110400

i like the poster but hussien had nothing to do with 9/11
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:34 am, #110388
Fat, salt, carbohydrate... ironic it's all bad for you.

ZOMBIES - Now into advertising

TAGS: zombies newspaper
Rating: 2.53/5

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lulz. - September 1, 2008, 6:35 pm, #18172
kids okay too.

Epic Hero -

TAGS: hero shoe throw bush america iraq news brave icon reporter
Rating: 2.49/5

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ranger - July 25, 2009, 7:52 pm, #99950
George Bush...the guy that freed a country that let this disp**** get away with it with out being executed
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 12:59 am, #48351
Thanks, my morale is fine. I worry about the younger troops, though. I'm good with agreeing to disagree.
spitfire111 - January 1, 2009, 4:09 am, #48143
Thanks WTFO for that. I'm sorry if I let your morale down, never meant to do that. You are an understanding person after all...
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:30 pm, #48071
Regardless, thanks to all on this chain for respectful debate and attack positions versus each other.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:28 pm, #48070
...oil, because none of that crap is true. Saddam had bio and chem weapons that he used on his people and the world's intel stated the same facts we did regarding WMD. What he did with them (destroyed, buried, or sent across the border) I don't know.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:27 pm, #48068
Also, I don't believe that just because you are against the war, you're against the warriors. However, it damages the morale of all troops when the media and our incoming Commander in Chief say that we bleed and die for a lie, or revenge for Daddy, or for
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:25 pm, #48067
Glad to see peace prevailed on this chain. To be clear, I never a**ume that you have to be in the **** to know ****. We just get a different perspective on the situation cause we don't view it through the tinted goggles of the media.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:36 pm, #48011
Thanks man. I have make a new one cal Spiderpig. Hope you like it. My favourite huh, that is a tough one. Maybe any of "The Joker " and "Pimp Joke"..
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:34 pm, #47974
Agreed man. Now make with the funny posters, cuz they ain't gonna make themselves. Bye. P.S.: what's one of your favorites on this site? Two of my favourites are RETARDS (the two owls one, and OH Hi (the beetle on the stem of something or other).
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:37 am, #47855
corection: I respect that. The issues has it's good and bad side. (forgot the dot after y point, don't want any misunderstanding)
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:34 am, #47854
Ok sean, you got your point, I got my point. I respect that The issues has it's good and bad side. Let's all end this right now , deal?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:23 am, #47819
And the the shoe tossing **** shown here is not a hero ... just another criminal committing an a**ault with a weapon, or two.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am, #47818
Sorry ... moving on. Bye.
sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am, #47816
--America has to offer.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am, #47814
I don't doubt a word of that. The warrior is not the war. f*** anyone who can't keep that straight in their heads. Too dumb to go on breathing, if you ask me. But some who take issue with "the war" sincerely believe it to be a misuse of the best Ameri
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:15 am, #47813
so sean it does happen. lets move away from from this topic. its not something any of us should be dwelling on.
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:13 am, #47812
when i was stationed at NTC "FT. Irwin CA" I was on a funeral detail for a SSG who was killed in 2005. upon honors the spouse of the SSG expressed her anger towards our group in pretty awfull way
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:06 am, #47810
one individual decided to show his disgust with the war by taking it out on a soldier. and thats one of many encounters i have personaly been whitness to. also....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:04 am, #47809
sean: i have seen it first hand. im lucky ive never been spit on like my buddy who i was stationed in korea with was. he got back in late 2004 from the **** hole im currently in right now.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:54 am, #47784
--the war.) Can't be long now before we see that one, eh?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:53 am, #47783
Hey WTFO, how long before you play the Equivocation Card? You know, where you get all huffy and claim that those who criticize "the war" are really ****ting on the good folks who got sent there to fight it? (Thereby confusing/conflating the warrior with
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:45 pm, #47769
* like the legacy of Bill Clinton in North Korea and the obvious constant turbulence in The Africa's countries?
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:43 pm, #47766
WTFO, I'm don't blame you from being on the battlefield ground. It's your job and duty to your country. What I'm trying to say is why Mr bush specifically want to "help" the middle east country and "democratize" them while there are other unsolved issue
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:26 pm, #47755
--be in the **** to call someone on their Bull****.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm, #47753
--Saddam was involved in 911? I mean you just wrote the words "... attack us in the U.S. again ..." while blogging about the war in Iraq. You may need to cling to such spurious justifications to get through the night, but on this site, you don't have to
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm, #47752
-- zilch. So I guess they don't know **** about **** either, eh? And what does being on the ground tell you about the big picture? Geopolitics, 'n ****? Don't most of you G.I.'s still believe, contrary to what Bush himself has said publically, that Sa
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm, #47750
How subtlely you play the Combat Card: "Unless you've been to The ****, you don't know **** about **** ... so shut yer cake-hole, ****face." But Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice combined, all have exactly the same amount of combat experience as I do -- zi
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:40 pm, #47741
...and risking our lives but we know its better than waiting for them to attack us in the U.S. again.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:39 pm, #47740
...President shows your true ignorance of the topic. Look at the people on this website defending the war. Most of them are military. We are the ones risking our a**es for this war and we know why we are there. We don't like being away from our families a
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:37 pm, #47739
Come to think of it, Kspace the terrorists have killed the innocent Iraqis not Bush, the majority of Iraq is now liberated from a psych**ic dictator and have held free elections. Finally, your a**ertion that this war was for oil or the elder Bush Presiden
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:34 pm, #47737
Spitfire, North Korea is dangerous in part because Bill Clinton gave them nuclear power and trusted Kim Jong Il that he wouldn't make weapons. Why don't you check your facts instead of trying to blame Bush for everything.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:32 pm, #47736
Wow, I make a couple statements of fact and look what happens. Kspace was handled well by LogicDude. Bob, your position is Saddam was good because Iraqis knew who was going to kill them? Really dumb position.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 4:55 pm, #47630
... that raises a question: just how many testicles does that shoe-chucker have? (hey, you brought it up ...)
Anonymous - December 30, 2008, 4:54 pm, #47629
Just remember, if this guy had tried this when Sadaam was hosting some visiting politician, he'd be dead before the second shoe hit the floor and his testicles would be door knockers on one of Sadaam's many palaces.
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 10:34 am, #47572
wow, from Muntadatar Al Zaidi in Iraq to Nazi Germany, how far can this go...
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am, #47558
*not the US flag.
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am, #47556
*I think most Germans have been much happier since he was killed too. And a LOT of the **** happening in Iraq is revenge killing or collateral damage from poorly-aimed sh**s at the US troops. Using your argument we would still be flying the Union Jack and
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:54 am, #47554
The vast majority of the Iraqi people now have peaceful lives. It's mostly in the big cities where the bombs are going off that they have issues still. Hitler kept the peace in Nazi Germany too...if you b****ed there you got shipped of to a camp to die. I
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am, #47497
Logicdude, under Saddam's regime, the Iraqi people may have been getting tortured and killed, but at least they knew who it was coming from and when. Now it could come from anywhere, any time. Saddam may have been a ***k but he kept the peace. And f*** Is
agdaniele - December 29, 2008, 9:56 pm, #47440
"My Troops Went To Iraq, And All I Got Was This Lousy Shoe"
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:30 pm, #47435
WTFO, we all know that saddam is suck but at least he didn't let his nation fall to piece like right know. North Korea is worst than Iraq but I don't see Mr. Bush order a massive invasion plan to stop Kim Jong Il. Try to be more open minded WTFO..
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 4:06 pm, #47364
Read up on the oppression that Saddam and his sons held the Iraqi people under. They killed and tortured way more of their OWN people in a year or so than we could in 10.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:41 pm, #47360
Bush had a better plan for getting out of Vietnam. All he did in Iraq was try and impress his daddy and make money for his Oil Tycoon corporate friends.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:39 pm, #47358
What good has the Bush***o done in Iraq, exactly? Creating a civil war? Turning it into a terrorist recruiting ground? Killing hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians? Destroying lives and livelihoods for an entire nation? Bush had a better plan
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:18 pm, #47346
You will always have a vocal minority to trash the good you've done for the majority. I think the Iraqis are handling this guy very well...very well indeed!
.... - December 29, 2008, 4:23 am, #47308
i say "came here" cause i still aint left. soon though. very soon.
Matters_Not - December 29, 2008, 4:21 am, #47307
im not sure why you people insist on glorifying this dumbass. but then again you people also belive we came here for oil and to ra** and pillage and so on and so forth. "evil bush" bad man!...bad man! " i know....i'll throw my shoe at him to show my rage
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:13 am, #47294
--CIA give him a little help with that fabuous 'stach?
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:12 am, #47293
Hey I get "realpolitiks" (can you even pluralize that?), but c'mon ... how did he turn on you? And what did he have to be grateful for in the first place? Did you guys actually support his murderous regime in some fashion? Or was it the grooming tips?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 2:05 am, #47290
Sean, I a**ume you are referring to the 80s. Unfortunately, the US had to support Saddam when he was at war with Iran. Saddam was at that time the lesser of two evils. Happens all the time, we help someone out and they turn on us. There's gratitude for ya
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:55 am, #47286
Well put, as usual WTFO. I mean HONESTLY, whatever did Donald Rumsfeld see in that brute anyway?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:45 am, #47280
...remove that dictator when the United Nations didn't have the testicular fortitude to enforce their own mandates against Iraq.
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:44 am, #47279
You are an ignorant piece of trash. Saddam and his psycho sons tortured and brutally murdered hundreds of thousands of his own people, supported terrorists bombing Israel, and attacked his neighbors. An "Epic Hero" is a President with the courage to remov

GIBBERISH - Everybody says "coochicoochicoo" when they see me... Its as if they've gone daft and speak only Gibberish... Haven't they heard about friggin' newspapers....

TAGS: baby gibberish newspaper nonsense baby
Rating: 4/5

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motifayk - August 23, 2011, 12:44 am, #223389
He's a crossword consultant for the NY Times... :D
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 5:54 pm, #223373
I'll bet the ****y little bugger does 'em in pen
440wakeup - August 22, 2011, 5:49 pm, #223371
yueagh well lets see that lil rhapscallion do the soduku, insollent lil pup.

SPELLING - U lrn thiz in da fist grad.


thank you so much for coming -

TAGS: news conference
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 24, 2014, 8:58 am, #252388
Oh yeah, 5 Lols


Propaganda -

TAGS: korean satellite rocket launch news
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - June 25, 2013, 10:16 am, #246977
It’s a joke Bol, one of ism’s continuing news sagas that make us all giggle…nothing more, nothing less, but….yer right about Fox…and CNN….and…….
Bolverk3778 - June 25, 2013, 9:11 am, #246976
Fox News Alert-- Since when did Fox ever have any news on this channel? If they ever show an item that they say is 'breaking news' I automatically check the rest of the news channels and my diary just in case it's April 1st.
falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 8:41 am, #246899
Tommy joins the MissPriss cult? LOL!

NOOOO!!! - His hair isn't even!


TAGS: news sandwich captain missing
Rating: 3.2/5

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spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm, #145734
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.

INTERESRTING... - Ill let you know if I find him.

TAGS: funny news fail
Rating: 3/5

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MPsniper - March 6, 2013, 4:49 am, #244077
my GOD....does anyone proofread?


TAGS: fox news
Rating: 2.5/5
dave - June 20, 2009, 11:55 pm, #88673
with all of these conspiracies these liberals think up, they got no room to say ANYTHING AT ALL about anything
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 3:10 pm, #85494
More like Osama Been HIDIN!!!


TAGS: yahoo news
Rating: 4.26/5

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OmegaReaper - April 26, 2012, 3:42 pm, #233860
Nobody knows because you arent telling us. :P
Airman - April 24, 2012, 1:06 pm, #233758
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
GaryO - April 24, 2012, 9:30 am, #233748
S-o-o-o-o, ya gonna tell us about it, Cool hand Airman? Got pictures?
mariand - April 24, 2012, 5:12 am, #233747
lol... 2 days are more than none
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2012, 11:50 pm, #233740
I told you that b********* was Illegal!
lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 11:33 pm, #233739

Your bail money is...in my other purse. 5LLLLLs
OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:29 pm, #233718
Soo.... what are you in custody for and how did you manage to escape :P 5L


TAGS: see the results on the 7 oclock news
Rating: 3.8/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 7:31 pm, #136147
The long walk to the Chinese buffet begins here.

MATURITY - Sometimes it's more fun to take the low road

TAGS: bill oreilly book fox news
Rating: 2.86/5

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mattb - July 3, 2009, 9:02 pm, #92600
I'm glad you liked it b*** face!
Sean - June 28, 2009, 9:14 pm, #91259
Luv it. Way to go, poopy head!

BEATLES KILLING TREES - So that was their plan all along.

TAGS: beatles trees beetles killing trees news
Rating: 2.67/5

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DV8 - June 27, 2009, 11:13 am, #90554
Haha, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they were singing
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:29 pm, #26150
I always knew they were really singing "Goo Goo gajoob, I hate oaks and larches"

FOX NEWS - Fair and.... *snicker* Fair 'n... *snort* Fair... *chuckle* and... *laughter* I can't! I can't say it with a straight face!

TAGS: fox news fair and balanced
Rating: 2.53/5
Sean - August 6, 2009, 11:41 pm, #105433
Agreed. Sucky poster. Lame attempt at humor. Regardless of your chosen target, funny is the protocal here.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:37 pm, #105430
Obviously another post from a close-minded liberal whose positions are so pathetically weak that they don't stand up to the scrutiny of an actual news agency. Wait, do you work in the White House? Robert Gibbs, did you post this?
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 2:06 pm, #105270
anonymous posting=66394
Sean - August 6, 2009, 1:57 pm, #105267
Proceed, sweet little drama queen.
rollseyes - August 6, 2009, 12:48 pm, #105252
Intellectual dishonesty in a libtard... I could fall over and die from "not suprised"!


TAGS: motifake convention annual footage news
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 17, 2011, 3:45 pm, #220162
I see Culos got his passport back
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:40 pm, #219885
5150ML.. is that you?

News of the Day -

Al Jazeera News America -

That's Classified -

News -


Sky Pilot -

TAGS: news time pilot quote sky
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:52 pm, #256762
Where's the bloody eject seat b***on?

Solving America's Problems - Like a Boss -

Good Evening -

TAGS: tv news evening good
Rating: 4.83/5

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beastmaster - August 19, 2014, 1:05 pm, #256274
Thanks GaryO :)
GaryO - August 11, 2014, 11:39 pm, #256165
…..and that’s either John Cameron Swayze, or Boris Karloff…or Ted Knight……or four sh**s did me in. Where's Emilio? He'll know
GaryO - August 11, 2014, 9:04 pm, #256159
Old comedic phrase. New (wonderful) compilation. 5L (welcome back, bm)

The Crotchety Old Cynic Strikes Again! -

TAGS: zuckerberg facebook annoying news
Rating: 4.78/5

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maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 8:06 am, #254175


The News -

TAGS: newspaper articles gossip websites news
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:19 am, #246961
Couldn't even begin to guess at which would be stop-the-press worthy from the characters around this place...teehee. Thanks space ya dawg.
MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:17 am, #246960
Glad ya enjoyed it...thanks!
spacedog - June 24, 2013, 5:55 pm, #246948
HA! Motifake tablet/tabloid press. Awesome idea. 5L
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 3:00 pm, #246945

I said HANDSOME face!~ 5LLLLL

Search for New Moderator -

TAGS: news motifake rerun absconding drug free
Rating: 4.71/5

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JesusWept - July 7, 2013, 6:37 am, #247462
These are great! Keep 'em coming, Ism! LOL
rerun - July 6, 2013, 6:30 pm, #247446

Big House? You fools couldn't catch me if you were super hero's in capes....and M+, I did bless the activities you were conducting, carry on.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2013, 11:08 am, #247440
I was considering a coup, then a couple of good old boys in yarmulkes showed up at my door and showed me the folly of my ways.....I know my place now.
Reality Lord - July 6, 2013, 10:36 am, #247437

"rerun is the "cappo" here and he can run the site from the bighouse if he gets caught no replacement for him needed ty. whoa....drug free workplace...ok start looking for a replacement for me :)

Rerun Innocent... Well, Atleast Not Guilty -

TAGS: rerun innocent sho si news
Rating: 4.68/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2015, 7:17 pm, #259506
Two questions; How'd I miss this? and where's Ism?
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 9:25 pm, #247673

Never, ever write a sentence that includes 'rerun is innocent'.
rerun - July 12, 2013, 7:32 pm, #247667

That includes travel time too. Great series
Sho - July 12, 2013, 1:34 pm, #247649
Treacherous feather! 5/F
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:09 pm, #247645
Dude! This is epic!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2013, 11:43 am, #247643
I have evidence that Rerun is innocent. Even if he intended to kill the escorts and not pay, he would never have booked them for an entire hour. RR never books for more than 20 minutes.

Apropos -

TAGS: easter procession ism news snow crucified
Rating: 4.6/5

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Greeny - April 19, 2014, 3:42 pm, #254387
As Abraham Lincoln would have calculated: 1 score and 9 years ago; but I dated before then too.
spacedog - April 19, 2014, 2:20 pm, #254386
How long have you and Mary-Jayne been together?
Greeny - April 19, 2014, 2:02 pm, #254385
Ha! What better way to celebrate my anniversary...

The News -

TAGS: news
Rating: 4.5/5

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STP - August 3, 2014, 6:23 pm, #256003
Last I heard, he was walking...down a one-way street, just looking...for someone to meet, one woman...who was looking for a man like himself.


TAGS: uplifting news
Rating: 4.45/5

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spypengen - April 21, 2012, 11:43 pm, #233658
speaking of milestones I just posted my 100th comment *confetti*

Hung Like A Moose -

BREAKING NEWS - Canadians enjoy hockey and beer Next Up: Will the sun rise tomorrow? Tune in and see

Pixies -

THE NOODLE INCIDENT - The real reason agdaniele and Logicdude aren't allowed in the same room anymore

TAGS: newspaper reports of the day were horrifying
Rating: 3.67/5

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MrBlack - March 11, 2010, 7:32 pm, #163967
Revenge of the Babysat! I remember that one!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2009, 9:16 am, #124310
Taking bids on the film now. Opening at $10,000. (that's dollars not Pesos Aggy)
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:32 pm, #124129
Fanboy reference? Blasphemy!
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 5:26 pm, #124123
I can still hear the fire trucks...
LogicDude - October 5, 2009, 5:23 pm, #124121
YEAH! *snicker*
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:15 pm, #124112
Silcas - October 5, 2009, 4:17 pm, #124102
Awesome fanboy reference!

NEWSCORP - New uniform for CEOs and personnel involved in recent 'unpleasantries'.

TAGS: newscorp okami
Rating: 3.61/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 11:00 am, #250290
Nice! I wonder if this would - or should - include Goldman Sachs, lol
Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:30 am, #221609
In the words of Billy Connolly, Let's shoot the f**kers, then cut their balls off.. NO!.. Lets cut their balls off FIRST!

N. KOREAN CABLE NEWS NETWORK - Yeah, we'll get in your face, Yankee Dogs!

BABIES, - The other white meat!

NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage kidnapper koran ramadan hajii newyork time newspaper reporter
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:11 pm, #116431
It's not a bunker, Billy; it's your parent's basement. I guess an empty bottle of lotion would be YOUR bunker buster, huh?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:06 pm, #116424
Yer a bigotted cu*n*t, Billy.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:01 pm, #116418
Snap that ragheads neck before he blows someone up.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:44 pm, #116273
Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it...5 from me Yeo!

ANONYMOUS - United as one, divided by zero.

TAGS: anonymous fox news scientology
Rating: 2.33/5

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Derek - October 11, 2009, 12:48 am, #125713
Got it in one :})

FOX News -

TAGS: news uneducated gas prices
Rating: 2.21/5

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dave - June 20, 2009, 1:50 am, #88523
d*** that man to hell for blinking. d*** him, i say

ARKANSAS NEWS - The "Hard-Hitting" News oozing with goodness.

FOX NEWS ALERT - Liberals ruin America by leaning left and they ruin racing by trying to turn right. They can't do anything right!

WEAZEL NEWS - The only place I go for news because I like my news to be fair and balanced.

TAGS: weazel news fair and balanced
Rating: 1.92/5

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Claire - September 9, 2009, 10:41 pm, #116406
Non-biased news?! The apocalyps is upon us!
Zed - September 5, 2009, 11:36 pm, #115457
Rollseyes, ever hear the phrase "pot calling the kettle black"?
Rollseyes - September 5, 2009, 10:22 pm, #115418
That's it... just keep spreading the hate.

THE SENTINEL-RECORD - Leaking The Dirty News

TAGS: dirty news
Rating: 1.86/5

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Just Because Nobody -

TAGS: protest riot rioting good news
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 5, 2014, 9:22 pm, #258554
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 12:54 pm, #258545
Nothing to add. Nice and true. Sadly, true. 5'd
Greybeard - December 4, 2014, 6:15 am, #258502
Thank you :)
concern3 - December 4, 2014, 5:23 am, #258500
5er Great song great idea

Hillary Duff -

Fortune Telling -

Race Related -

TAGS: starter pistol race related ismnews
Rating: 4.61/5

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Bandit5906 - July 29, 2015, 10:52 am, #262159
Ouch! Just ouch!
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 5:48 am, #262157
reallllly missed these
concern3 - July 29, 2015, 3:03 am, #262155
mizzdizz - July 29, 2015, 2:10 am, #262153
ROTFL! Wonderfully tastelessly hilarious! LUV it! 5 ROTFL lions

Dumb & Dumber -

TAGS: stupidity dumb news tv humor
Rating: 4.56/5

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MissPriss - March 23, 2015, 12:58 pm, #260504
Ha! I can do it in 2 and half!
Greybeard - March 21, 2015, 8:15 am, #260471
Thank you sir :)
Oldsod - March 20, 2015, 7:21 pm, #260460
5...... .... ...L

oregon shooting -

New Year -